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Reheating Pizza

Step 1 Develop hatred of soggy microwaved pizza
Step 2 Insert pizza and set toaster oven to toast.
Step 3 Set timer.
Step 4 Throw away burned pizza.
Step 5 repeat step 2 - this time put oven on lower setting.
Step 6 Repeat step 3
Step 7 consider repeating step 4
Step 8 Reframe. Eat blackened pizza.

When you put the toaster oven on toast, it ignores temperature settings. Nothing can be toasted for ten minutes.
Nothing.

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